Alchemical Brewing Methods

"Water temperature is just liquid astrology"

The Pour-Over Prayer

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Circular Mantras

60-second clockwise pours while chanting "Third Wave"

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Blooming Rites

30-second bean resurrection ceremony

Espresso Exorcism

$3000 Setup

Purify bad energy from your shots with our $250 hand-forged distribution tool